Also Geese, A. This piece of attempted wit is fortunately obsolete.

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1840.  

        O! I wish I was a geese,
  All forlorn, all forlorn,
For they eat their grass in peace,
And they ’cumulate much grease,
        Eating corn.
Daily Pennant, St. Louis, Oct. 11.    

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1842.  Oct. 11. [A feet.] See COON.

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1842.  The humbug “sticks out a feet.”—Phila. Spirit of the Times, March 12.

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1844.  The contest will ultimately be settled over “a feet” of pipe.—Id., Feb. 7.

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1846.  [Mr. Brinkerhoff] informed us that he spoke more in sorrow than in anger. Well, that may be so. Yet I could not see his “sorry.” His “mad” stuck out “a feet and upward.”—Mr. Wick of Indiana, House of Representatives, July 1: Cong. Globe, p. 1042, App.

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a. 1852.  The affectation sticks out about a feet, as we say in Dutch.—Dow, Jun., ‘Patent Sermons,’ iii. 103.

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a. 1853.  His head is very like a deer’s, barring the horns, which are “about a feet” in length.—Id., iv. 258.

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1857.  

        A lady with a crinoline was walking down the street,
Her feathers fluttering in the air, her hoops stuck out a feet.
‘Crinoline in Rhyme,’ San Francisco Call, April 1.    

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