subs. (colloquial).—1.  An epithet of disparagement or abuse. Thus, A DIRTY PIG = a person unclean in word or deed (GROSE); AN OLD PIG = an ill-natured boor; A LEARNED PIG = a bombastic shallow-pate; as verb. (or TO PIG IT, GROSE) = to herd as pigs; TO PIG TOGETHER = to lie (or sleep) two (or more) in a bed (GROSE); PIGGERY = a squalid or untidy room; PIG-EYED = small-eyed; PIG-FACED = heavy jowled; PIGGISH = greedy; PIG-HEADED = obstinate (GROSE); AS HAPPY AS A PIG IN MUCK (or SHIT) = contented but filthy; LIKE A PIG, NO GOOD ALIVE = selfish; TO LONG FOR PIG (or A BARTHOLOMEW PIG) (q.v.) = to show signs of, or presume upon, pregnancy; TO BLEED LIKE A PIG = to bleed copiously, like a pig under the knife; TO STARE LIKE A STUCK PIG = to look fixedly or terrifically.

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  d. 1529.  SKELTON, The Tunnynge of Elynoure Rummynge, 233.

        Then swetely together we ly,
As two PYGGES IN A STY.

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  1621.  JONSON, News from the New World [Century]. You should be some dull tradesman by your PIG-HEADED sconce now.

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  1607.  DEKKER and WEBSTER, Westward Ho! v. 3. He BLEEDS LIKE A PIG, for his crown’s crack’d.

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  1678.  COTTON, Burlesque upon Burlesque: or, The Scoffer Scofft [Works (1725), 185].

          Gan.  But when I PIG’D with mine own Dad,
I us’d to make him hopping mad.

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  1697.  VANBRUGH, The Provoked Wife, iv. 6. Now, you being as dirty and as nasty as myself, we may go PIG TOGETHER.

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  1698.  The Unnatural Mother [NARES]. By the zide of the Wood, there is a curious hansom Gentlewoman lies as dead as a Herring, and BLEEDS LIKE ANY STUCK PIG.

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  1704.  W. DARREL, The Gentlemen Instructed, 537. When reason sleeps extravagance breaks loose; quality and peasantry PIG TOGETHER.

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  1749.  SMOLLETT, Gil Blas [ROUTLEDGE], 373. He STARED LIKE A STUCK PIG at my equipment.

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  d. 1845.  HOOD, A Tale of a Trumpet.

        How the Smiths contrived to live? and whether
The fourteen Murphys all PIGG’D TOGETHER?

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  1857.  WHITTY, Friends of Bohemia, I. 86. What narrow stairs! How dreadful it is, grandfather will stick to this PIGGY street!

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  d. 1859.  MACAULAY, Sir William Temple. But he hardly thinks that the sufferings of a dozen felons PIGGING together on bare bricks … suited to the dignity of history.

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  18[?].  Westminster Review [Century]. To PIG IT like the prodigal son.

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  18[?].  The Engineer [Century]. The working man here is content to PIG it, to use an old-country term, in a way that an English workman would not care to do.

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  1860.  G. ELIOT, The Mill on the Floss, i. 3. A thoroughly PIG-HEADED fellow.

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  1888.  W. E. HENLEY and R. L. STEVENSON, Deacon Brodie, ii. 4, 1. Brodie (searching). Where’s a hat for the Deacon? where’s a hat for the Deacon’s headache? This place is a PIGGERY.

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  2.  (old).—A policeman, or detective. Also GRUNTER: see BEAK. CHINA STREET PIG = a Bow St. officer.—GROSE (1785); VAUX (1819).

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  1821.  P. EGAN, Life in London, I. i. Do not frown upon me, but stretch out thine hand to my assistance, thou bashaw of the PIGS, and all but beak!

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  3.  (military).—In pl. = The Seventy-Sixth Foot, now the 2nd Batt. West Riding Regiment. [From its badge.] Also THE IMMORTALS (q.v.) and THE OLD SEVEN AND SIXPENNIES (q.v.).

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  4.  (printers’).—A pressman: cf. DONKEY.

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  1841.  SAVAGE, Dictionary, s.v.

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  5.  (common).—Sixpence: see BENDER, HOG, and RHINO.—B. E. (c. 1696); GROSE (1785).

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  6.  (Cambridge University).—See HOG, subs., sense 3.

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  7.  (tailors’).—An utterly spoiled garment. Also PORK.

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  COLLOQUIAL PHRASES are:—A PIG IN A POKE = a blind bargain: Fr. acheter chat en poche (B. E., c. 1696; GROSE, 1785; BEE, 1823); TO STUFF A FAT PIG IN THE TAIL = to give unnecessarily: TO TAKE ONE’S PIGS (or HOGS) TO MARKET = to deal, or do business: generally with PRETTY, FAIR, FINE, or BAD, when = a good or bad bargain, to succeed or fail (B. E., c. 1696; GROSE, 1785); TO DRIVE ONE’S PIGS (or HOGS) TO MARKET = to snore (GROSE, 1785); TO FOLLOW LIKE AN ANTHONY PIG = to beg, to hang on (GROSE, 1785); TO GET THE WRONG SOW BY THE EAR (or, American, THE WRONG PIG BY THE TAIL) = to make a mistake; WHEN PIGS FLY = never: see QUEEN DICK; COLD PIG = (1) see ante and add ‘GROSE, 1785’; (2) goods on sale when returned (BEE, 1823); and (3, medical) = a corpse, DEAD-MEAT (q.v.); TO HAVE BOILED PIG AT HOME = to be master in one’s house (GROSE: an allusion to a well-known poem and story); BRANDY IS LATIN FOR PIG AND GOOSE = an excuse for a dram after either (GROSE); PLEASE THE PIGS = ‘If circumstances permit,’ ‘Deo volente’; LONG (or -MASKED) PIG = human flesh: exposed openly for sale in Hayti under this name; TO TEACH A PIG TO PLAY ON A FLUTE = to attempt the absurd or impossible; ‘WHEN A PIG IS PROFFERED, HOLD UP THE POKE’ = ‘Never refuse a good offer’; ‘YOU CAN’T MAKE HORN OF PIG’S TAIL’ (see SOW’S EAR); TO MISTAKE A PIG FOR A DOG = to act stupidly; CHILD’S PIG BUT FATHER’S BACON = a pretended benefit: as when a pet animal is sold; TO GREASE A FAT PIG (or SOW) ON THE ARSE (RAY) = to be insensible of a kindness.

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  1383.  CHAUCER, The Canterbury Tales, The Reeves Tale, I. 357.

        And in the floor, with nose and mouth to-broke,
They walwe as doon two PIGGES IN A POKE.

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  14[?].  Douce MS. 52. When me profereth THE PIGGE, open THE POGHE.

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  1546.  HEYWOOD, Proverbs, s.v. TO PULL THE WRONG PIG BY THE EAR.

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  1634.  WITHALS, Dictionary, 583. Terra volat, PIGS FLIE in the ayre with their tayles forward.

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  1678.  COTTON, Burlesque upon Burlesque: or, The Scoffer Scofft [Works (1725), 257].

        He will not BUY A PIG A POKE IN;
But wisely will bring all things out,
And see within doors and without.
    Ibid., Scarronides, or Virgil Travestie [Works (1725), 122].
Thou hast of Hope not one Spark left,
Th’ hast BROUGHT THY HOGS TO A FAIR MARKET.

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  d. 1704.  T. BROWN, Works, ii. 198. I’ll have one of the wigs to carry into the country with me, and PLEASE THE PIGS.

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  1708–10.  SWIFT, Polite Conversation, ii. 455. I’gad he fell asleep, and snored so loud that we thought he was DRIVING HIS HOGS TO MARKET.

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  1748.  SMOLLETT, Roderick Random, xv. Strap with a hideous groan observed that we had BROUGHT OUR PIGS TO A FINE MARKET. Ibid. (1771), The Expedition of Humphry Clinker. Roger may CARRY HIS PIGS TO ANOTHER MARKET.

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  d. 1819.  WOLCOT (‘Peter Pindar’) [BEE].

        ‘And then for why, the folk do rail;
TO STUFF AN OLD FAT PIG I’ TH’ TAIL,
  Old gripus of Long-Leat.’

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  1853.  BULWER-LYTTON, My Novel, v. xvii. ‘PLEASE THE PIGS,’ then said Mr. Avenel to himself, ‘I shall pop the question.’

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  1890.  BOLDREWOOD, The Squatter’s Dream, 50. Of course I must see them … I never BUY A PIG IN A POKE.

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  1896.  R. L. STEVENSON, South Seas [Edinburgh, xx. 84]. While the drums were going twenty strong … the priests carried up the blood-stained baskets of LONG PIG.

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  1900.  HUME NISBET, In Sheep’s Clothing, 201. He felt that he had SOLD HIS PIGS IN A BAD MARKET. If he had waited he might have met the right woman with even a larger dower.

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