This month the poetical type of verdure (see GREEN) and inconstancy is frequently found in contemptuous combination. Thus APRIL-FOOL (or Scots APRIL-GOWK = cuckoo: Fr. poisson d’Avril) = one who is sent on a sleeveless errand (for ‘strap-oil,’ ‘pigeon’s milk,’ ‘the squad umbrella,’ ‘the diary of Eve’s grandmother,’ etc.), or who is the victim of asinine sport on APRIL-FOOLS’ (or ALL FOOLS’) DAY (1st April). This has given rise to the sarcastic APRIL-DAY = a wedding day; and APRIL-GENTLEMAN = a newly-married husband. Also APRIL-FISH = a pimp (Fr. maquereau); APRIL-SQUIRE = a new-made or upstart squire.

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  1592.  GREENE, A Quip for an Upstart Courtier [Harleian Miscellany, II. 247]. Two pert APPLESQUIRES: the one had a murrey cloth gowne on. Ibid. (1871), i. That time when the Cuckoulds quirrister began to bewray APRILL, GENTLEMEN, with his never chaunged notes.

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  1687.  CONGREVE, The Old Bachelor, i. 4. That’s one of Love’s APRIL-FOOLS, is always upon some Errand that’s to no purpose.

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  1694.  MOTTEUX, Rabelais, V. xxx. In the days of yore, two sorts … used to abound in our courts of judicature, and rotted the bodies and tormented the souls of those who were at law … your APRIL FISH … your beneficial remoras.

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  c. 1710–12.  ADDISON, Spectator [WALSH]. The whole family … made APRIL FOOLS … my landlady herself did not escape him.

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  [1712–3.  SWIFT, The Journal to Stella, 31 March, lxii. This evening Lady Masham, Dr. Arbuthnot, and I, were contriving a lie for to-morrow.]

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  1728.  HERRICK, Poor Robin.

        No sooner doth ST. ALL-FOOL’S morn approach
But waggs … assemble to employ their sense
In sending fools to get intelligence.

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  1769.  London Public Advertiser, 13 March. The APRIL FOOL custom arose from the …

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  1772.  BRIDGES, A Burlesque Translation of Homer, 395.

        We’re sent by our wise-looking owls
Only to make us APRIL FOOLS.

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  1776.  BRAND, Observations on Popular Antiquities, 400, note. We in the North call Persons who are thus deceived APRIL-GOWKS.

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  c. 1830.  T. P. THOMPSON, Exercises, Political and Others (1842), IV. 518. It will be difficult to make APRIL-FOOLS of a whole people that can read and write.

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  1892.  W. S. WALSH, Curiosities of Popular Customs, 59. In character, though not in point of time, ALL FOOLS’ Day corresponds with the Roman Saturnalia … with the mediæval Feast of Fools … and is the Feast of Huli, in Hindostan.

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  TO SMELL OF APRIL AND MAY, verb. phr. (old).—A simile of youth and courtship.

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  1596.  SHAKESPEARE, Merry Wives of Windsor, iii. 2. 67. What say you to young Master Fenton?… he SMELLS APRIL AND MAY.

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  Also PROVERBIAL SAYINGS: ‘A windy March and a rainy APRIL make a beautiful May’; ‘APRIL showers bring forth May flowers’; “When APRIL blows his horn it’s good for hay and corn’; ‘APRIL cling good for nothing’; ‘APRIL—borrows three days of March, and they are ill’; ‘A cold APRIL the barn will fill’; ‘An APRIL flood carries away the frog and her brood’; ‘APRIL and May are the keys of the year.’

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