Also 5–6 squyrt, 6 squyrte, squirte, 9 north. dial. swirt. [Of obscure origin. Cf. LG. swirtjen, swürtjen (also EFriesl. kwirtjen) in senses 1 and 2.

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  For earlier evidence see SQUIRTING vbl. sb. In the 14th-cent. Nominale (Skeat), 408, the F. esclauotee is rendered by ‘be-squireid,’ prob. an error for ‘be-squirtid.’]

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  I.  intr. 1. To eject or spirt out water in a jet or slight stream.

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c. 1460.  J. Russell, Bk. Nurture, 293, in Babees Bk. With youre mouthe ye vse nowþer to squyrt, nor spowt.

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1530.  Palsgr., 731/2. I holde the a grote that I squyrt over yonder wall with my squyrt.

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1580.  Hollyband, Treas. Fr. Tong, Caner, to squirte.

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1711.  New Map Trav. of High Church Apostle, 7. Mr. Clyster-pipe, with Two Cirenges hanging at his Saddle instead of Pistols, to squirt in the Eyes of the Low-flyers if any durst presume to look enviously at ’em.

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1740.  Cibber, Apol. (1756), I. 35. It generally flew back into their faces as it happens to children when they squirt at their playfellows against the wind.

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1837.  Carlyle, Fr. Rev., I. V. vi. The Firemen are here, squirting with their fire-pumps on the Invalides cannon, to wet the touchholes; they unfortunately cannot squirt so high.

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1862.  Miss Yonge, C’tess Kate, iv. I squirted right through the window.

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  b.  To void thin excrement; to have diarrhœa.

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1530.  Palsgr., 731/2. I squyrt, I have a lax, jay le va va.

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1598.  Florio, Squaccarare, to squatter, to squirt or lash it out behind after a purgation.

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1611.  Cotgr., Foirer, to squirt, to shite thinne as in a laske.

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1653.  Urquhart, Rabelais, I. xxv. 115. For those that are costive … it will make them … squirt the length of a Hunters Staffe.

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  2.  To move swiftly or quickly; to dart or frisk. Chiefly with advs., as about, in, up and down, or preps., as among.

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1570.  Foxe, A. & M., 1243/1. I thought … to haue made easie iourneys,… and now come you squirtyng in post, and trouble all.

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1607.  Middleton, Fam. Love, IV. i. Comes master doctor Glister, as his manner is, squirting in suddenly.

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a. 1652.  Brome, Covent Garden weeded, II. i. Let me see you squirting about without a weapon,… and I’le weapon you.

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1692.  L’Estrange, Fables (1694), 251. You are so … given to squirting up and down, and chattering, that the world would be apt to say I had chosen a Jackpudding for a Prime Minister.

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1859–76.  in dial. glossaries, etc. (Westm., Lancs., Yks.).

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  † b.  ? To move jerkily up and down. Obs.

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1611.  Cotgr., s.v. Chevaucher, Chevaucher à la genette, to sit squirting on horseback with legs drawn vp almost into the saddle.

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  3.  To issue or be ejected in a jet-like stream; to spirt or spurt.

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1858.  Hawthorne, Fr. & It. Note-bks. (1872), I. 57. The water squirts out of some fantastic piece of sculpture.

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1863.  Reade, Hard Cash, I. i. 22. The oars seemed to lash the water savagely,… and the spray squirted at each vicious stroke.

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1893.  W. R. Mackintosh, Around Orkney Peat-Fires (1905), iii. 266. The blood was squirting from his finger-tips.

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  II.  trans. 4. To cause (liquid) to issue or stream (out) in a jet from a squirt or syringe.

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1583.  Stubbes, Anat. Abus., II. (1882), 36. A squirt, or a squibbe, which little children vsed to squirt out water withall.

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1590.  Lucar, Lucar Solace, IV. x. 157. This kinde of squirt may be … made to squirt out his water with great violence upon the fire.

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1601.  Holland, Pliny, VIII. xxvii. I. 210. This bird having a crooked and hooked bill, useth it in steed of a syringe or pipe, to squirt water into that part.

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1664.  H. More, Myst. Iniq., I. xvii. 64. This … will sooner quench all the fiery darts of the wicked, then whole pots of Holy-water squirted against him.

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1688.  Wood, Life (O.H.S.), III. 270. Mr. Philip Lewis appeared in the pulpit in the chappell and preached grining and laughing, and [they] had water squirted on them.

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1712.  Arbuthnot, John Bull (1755), 32. She used to hire fellows to squirt kennel water upon him, as he passed along the streets.

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1825.  Jamieson, Suppl., To Skoot,… to squirt any liquid.

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  b.  To eject or propel in a stream from a small orifice, etc. Chiefly with advs. or preps.

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1601.  Holland, Pliny, I. 441. The remedie to keepe Wespes from them, is to spurt or squirt oile out of a mans mouth vpon them.

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1607.  Topsell, Four-f. Beasts, 207. They … would through their trunks squirt or cast a litle of their drink vpon their attendants.

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1742.  Young, Nt. Th., IX. 919. What childish toys, Thy watry columns squirted to the clouds!

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1765.  Museum Rust., IV. 332. Putting a bit of salt and butter up the cod instead of squirting up a little salt water.

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1837.  P. Keith, Bot. Lex., 376. It takes in a portion of water, which it has the power of squirting out again with considerable force.

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1849.  Cupples, Green Hand, i. (1856), 3. The emphatic way in which … they squirted their tobacco-juice on the deck.

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  c.  In fig. uses.

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1606.  J. Day, Ile of Gulls, III. i. I had paraphrasticall admonitions of all sortes,—some against couetous Landlords, and that I would squirt amongst beggerlie Tennants.

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1678.  Otway, Friendship in Fashion, III. i. Comedy! no, I scorn to write comedy. I know several that can squirt comedy.

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1702.  Boyer, Dict. Royal, I. Il chie de peur,… he squirts [his] wits, his heart is sunk into his breech.

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1768–74.  Tucker, Lt. Nat. (1834), II. 157. Versifiers squirting out careless rhapsodies of harmonious billingsgate.

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1781.  H. Walpole, Lett. to H. S. Conway, 6 May. He lifted up his leg, and just squirted contempt on them.

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1872.  Blackie, Lays Highl., 123. And you, poor shell-fish, squirt your spiteful ban [etc.].

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  5.  To inject (a liquid) by means of a squirt or in a similar manner.

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c. 1550.  H. Lloyd, Treas. Health, C j. The joyce … put or squyrted into the eye doth put awaye the blemysshes of the same.

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1577.  B. Googe, Heresbach’s Husb., III. (1586), 122. Some woulde haue the licour of the lime Bitumen squirted in.

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1610.  [see SQUIRTFUL].

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1721.  Bailey, To Syringe, to squirt Liquors into the Ears, Sores, &c.

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1841.  Hood, Tale of Trumpet, 144. The almond oil she had tried,… Dabb’d, and dribbled, and squirted in.

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1884.  Marshall’s Tennis Cuts, 126. The bystanders took so lively an interest in his matches as to squirt tobacco-juice in his eyes.

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  6.  To moisten or cover (a surface) with liquid by means of spirting or squirting; to bring into a certain state in this way.

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1601.  B. Jonson, Poetaster, To Rdr. They know, I dare To spurne, or baffull ’hem, or squirt their eyes With inke, or vrine: or I could doe worse.

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1610.  Markham, Masterp., II. xxii. 256. Either wash or squirt the soare place with it.

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1909.  Daily Chron., 1 April 4/4. Your first desire on beholding the outside of the building is to order up a few fire hoses and squirt it clean.

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  7.  To cause to squirt or give out liquid.

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1622.  Drayton, Poly-olb., xxiii. 262. Quoth warlike Warwickshire, ‘I’ll bind the sturdy Bear.’ Quoth Worstershire again, ‘And I will squirt the Pear.’

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  8.  techn. To force or press (a viscous or ductile material) through a small orifice; to form or fashion in this manner.

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1881.  Raymond, Mining Gloss., Squirting, forcing lead by hydraulic pressure into the form of rods or pipes.

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